Sunday, September 5, 2010

MAAZI SHAALA AN MAAZI MAASTARA,MAAZYA AATHWANI

shaala maazi an maastarahi maazi

pan te tenva naahi waatla ,te aata waatta

pahilya wargapasun aathawte ti andhook

laakdi shaala

fatitun paani an darwajyatun waara

kaay maahiti ekach aathwan rutli ti tyaa waastuchi

aata tar laakdahi naahit an titha shaalahi naahi

mala aathawtaat aamche kalawle sir

tyaancha aadnaaw kalwale pan gaal kiti war aalele

mala aathawtaat aachmwaad sir

sir tumchi shiksha ajAb hoti raao

kiti porinni chipkawlyaat hyaa gaalanwar tumchya tuition madhe

human rights waale kuthe mele hote tenva chidramadhe

chaudhari sir naahi aathwat pan tyaanche teeth pattern aathwtaat

mala te nephrolepisach wattat

gandras sir tumhala me ghaabrun ekda dixcy oli kelie

raag naka maanu tyaanantar scooterchi hawapan sodlie

dupaarchya shaalet entry zalyawar kaay rubaab waate

nantarach kalala ki ushir dupaarchyahi shaalelahi hotoch ki

h m aani tehra nehmich mishaa cholat gatewar ubhe

rangeela madhlya aamir khan sarkhi slieve fold karayche te doghe

usheer zaala ki bacchan saarkhe dei gudde

mulinna maatra kiti samjaaun saangayche

paahun waatatycha ki taasbhar gender ka badlat naahi

chotyaa manachi samjoot paar niraali

aamhala alladwaad madam khoop aawdaaychya

ajunahi jaam aawadtaat

madamchi dressing,saree pattern

saarach gajab ajab an solid yaar

pan madamcha dhaak tryaahun adhik,khoop paar

tyaanantar sandhikar madam chi yei aiku cookerchi shittti

ssssuuuuuuuuuk sssssuuuuuuuukkkkkk

kaay maahiti kasli saway hoti ka aamchich hoti chook

saglaayt jaast bhiti mala waate jammu maastarchi

maaster gandras siranna paahun me nakaltya wayaat nako tithe zaalo ola

pan tumhala paahun kaltya wayaat vaaycho ola

te dande firawnaare astaat na ladhaait tasa munde sirancha haath saarkhaach firaaycha

to mulaanchya gaal,paath an maanewar jaastach accelerate vaaycha

munde sir tumhi khaande faar udwaayche

an nehmi saraknaari frame dharun war karun vicharayche

mundya sang runa 5 cha kewalmulya

chukla ki thet baapachich kundali kaadhayche

saale sir yaayche nehmich pant war karat

prashna ekach sahlila pora ka naahi choop basat

aainele siraani tar bhoogolachi an englishchi mother sister ek keli

paandhra kurta an paandhri dhagli pant vichaare chal munde nakashaat daakhaw paahu delhi

neralkar siraancha haath haluwaar tyaanchya dheriwarun sarke

haluch maan karun tirpi mahne toommmi mhanje tumhi baraka

sir ordaayche ek laamb surr laaun

willliiiiiiiiyyyyyaaaaammmm tail

aamcha aikta aikta paar dimaag hoi fail

neralkar sir wargaat yaayche khandyawar ek shabnam

junaat waachun waachun malalela englishcha textbookcha saaj

madhech change the voice vicharaychi maastarla bhaari khaaj,

siraani voice change karayla laawla ki kharach voice change vaaycha

kunitari deil uttar mhanun to vaaychach naahi express

pan kharach kuni uttar dila ki sir maan tirpi karun bhuwayaay war gheun

raahayche ubhe halkech paayachya samorchya botaanwar

corrrrreeeeeccccttttaaaaa

harshe sir tumhi manaache kharach mothe tumchi choicepan mothich

unche log unchi pasand

saarya wargaat ghume tyaacach gandha

kuni m sc karun shaalewar naahi shikwat

an shikawla tari to tyaach shaaletun naahi hot retire

ncc madhe tumhich samjaawlit gunfir

tumhi jivanprakriya bhaag 2 shikawtaana warga dusra mahayuddhat japan madhepan evdhi shanatat nasel evdhi gappa vaaychi

an ekmekaana vicharaychi kasla aahe be he vidnyaan avkaali?

kaay saangu majge siraaqncha tora

laamb nehry shirt janu chacha nehru ubha mhora

haluch mhanayche ya boardawar

shaambhaau kade pahnarya najra

jad manane jaaychya boardwar

pundit sir tumchi kiti ho aathwan yete

tumhi jyaa poraanche dharlele paay

tyaanchi dev parikshet gay karat naay

sir tumhi sur laaun ordaayche unhalyaat

kaalchhiiiiii porgeeeeeeeee paaaannnnniiiii aannnnaaaaarrrrr

sarkaaaaar taambya bharun aannar

kadhi kadhi mala tumhi nile fulech waatayche

thodi piun aalyawar samorche bench rikaame karaayche

peshawe madam chashma khaali karun saanga aamhala khelaayla gotya

tumhi sangitlela itihaasat kaslyaach navtyaa trutyaa

maay kadam avghyaa maharashtraat shodh suru aahe gaayakwaad anand ka

he khabar fakta siranna an scotland yaardlach hoti baraka

maadekar madam tumhala visarun kasa chalel

chota boycut najre aad karun kasa chaalel

maazya lecturemadhe naahi dilat laksha tari chaalel

mag kuni comics an kuni letter lihila tari chaalel

joshi madam la laadane joba

gayakwaad siranna gaama

an munde siranna jammu

neralkar siranna ganne

harshe siranna hamma

nusti naawach raahili aaj aathwanicha bhaala banun

kadhi khupach aswastha zaalo li bharawto me manaatach shaala

haluch palat jaaun khaato kamlakarchi bhel

sachinchya dukanawar kaadhto lotteryche ticket

khishaat tenva aaine taaklele 2 rupaye maaze 1 koti hote

chaarane hyaala tar chaarany tyaala

ase mothe mothe hisaab hote

kunyaa ekaa kailaas nagar madhe bharat asel ka tich shaala

jyaat aamhi jaaycho

hawapaani pan tech aahe ka?

bhintinaa ajun plaster naselch an nako pan karayla

ticha tasach look chaan

pora palat astil ka aajahi interval madhe alladdin paahayla

fataale sir yet astil ka r d che paise maagayla

joshi sir ordat astil ka ajunahi bhisechya naawane

ajun saangat astil ka dhaara vidut an vidut dhaara?

kharach kunaacha shodh maharashtrabhar chaalu asel ka anand gayakwad ya nawane

aata ajun kaay kihu an kaay bolu he mala sudhrena

parat ekhaad diwas ka hoina

aamhhala shaalet yeu dya yaar

porinna toch dress an tyaach wenyaa dya compulsary

kaahi poraanchi yeil shartaatun baaher dherri

je hoil te paahu

pan ekda tari aamhala shaalet ghya paahu

3 comments:

  1. sadaril kavita he kewal 1 aathwan mhanun lihilya gelie,ticha kuni gair artha gheu naye,kunaala raag aalyas sasharta maafi maagen,we3 still love our teachers aand have respect for them.

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  2. raja tujhi kavita wachun parat ekda mi parat ekda shalet jaun aaloy sharirane nahi pan manane nakkich
    kharach mast kavita aahe aaplya shaletlya kontyahi mulane kiwa muline hi kavita wachli tar tyala aata nandedla shalet janyasathi ticket kadhnyachi garajach nahi karan tujhya kavitetch ti pratibha aahe konihi wachun manane parat ekda shalet bharkatun yeyil without ticket
    i think this is the only comment i can give you
    n i know this is the best comment ever for this poem

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  3. good one ramya my memory page is refreshed, do write a poem abt our headquarter that will be wicked.

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